femicyb
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake alchohol.. and see how many people act wasted.

“with sober girls around me they’ll be acting like they’re drunk!”

Reblog if you’ve ever said hi to a little kid and they just stared at you.

brittanyreiner-x:

 Im just like:

and their like:

:'( I Read This Over and Over again...
<p> Boy: Baby, we need to talk.&#13;&#13;
Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean?&#13;&#13;
Boy: Something has come up...&#13;&#13;
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?&#13;&#13;
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.&#13;&#13;
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.&#13;&#13;
Boy: Baby, are you there?&#13;&#13;
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?&#13;&#13;
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..&#13;&#13;
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.&#13;&#13;
Boy: I'm leaving..&#13;&#13;
Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.&#13;&#13;
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.&#13;&#13;
Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.&#13;&#13;
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.&#13;&#13;
Girl: I can't believe this.&#13;&#13;
Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts &amp; yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up)&#13;&#13;
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.&#13;&#13;
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.&#13;&#13;
Boy: Would you run away with me?&#13;&#13;
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!&#13;&#13;
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..&#13;&#13;
Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on.&#13;&#13;
Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.&#13;&#13;
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out &amp; meet you at the park.&#13;&#13;
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.&#13;&#13;
(They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.)&#13;&#13;
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.&#13;&#13;
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)&#13;&#13;
Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.&#13;&#13;
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)&#13;&#13;
(They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her)&#13;&#13;
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It says...&#13;&#13;
&#13;&#13;
"Erica,&#13;&#13;
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.&#13;&#13;
- Ricardo"&#13;&#13;
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( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage &amp; cries for hours. )&#13;&#13;
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... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....&#13;&#13;
&#13;&#13;
Friend: How are you feeling?&#13;&#13;
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.&#13;&#13;
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...&#13;&#13;
Girl: Umm.. okay.&#13;&#13;
(She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.)&#13;&#13;
&#13;&#13;
It says: &#13;&#13;
&#13;&#13;
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...&#13;&#13;
Hate = Love&#13;&#13;
Never = Always&#13;&#13;
Bitch = Baby&#13;&#13;
Will not = will&#13;&#13;
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"&#13;&#13;
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Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!&#13;&#13;
&#13;&#13;
( Erica turns the TV on. )&#13;&#13;
&#13;&#13;
[Breaking news]&#13;&#13;
"An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.&#13;&#13;
&#13;&#13;
( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead &amp; she had nothing to live for... )&#13;&#13;
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.&#13;&#13;
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Daaaamn D: </p>
That Moment When You’re Drifting Off To Sleep & You Suddenly Feel Like You’re Falling

booyouhoar:

THE KICK

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

riahhawaii:

jakecanner:

just click play

IM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGG OMG HAHA

IʻM DYING. REBLOG. REPLAY

When people interrupt me while I’m reading

infamoushogwartsjaguar:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

When really, my reaction is something like:

2010 in music taught me:

morevodkalesslove:


to love when people lie ♫



to live a teenage dream ♫


to find your love ♫



to forget my name ♫



that love is a drug ♫



to light it up like dynamite ♫



that you’ll only break my heart ♫



to enjoy riding solo ♫



to stop answering the telephone ♫



that I’m cooler than you ♫



to dream of being a billionaire ♫



to not be afraid ♫



to be bulletproof ♫



to be young forever ♫



and to fuck you! ;D

Creation: http://morevodkalesslove.tumblr.com/